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This happend on Holloween night.  I was about 5 or 6, and I was so happy.
I heard a chainsaw, and I quickly looked behind me.  Someone in a killer, bloody clown mask was chasing me with a chainsaw. I was wearing a Dorthy Ann costume, and I had on red sparkly heels. However, I fell ruining the shoes and killed a bug, squishing it with my knee. Now everytime I go to a haunted house and hear a chainsaw I book it!
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